Baseball Bat, a bat who loves to play baseball. He always chooses the heaviest bat he can find, regardless of how difficult it'll be to hit with it. His teammates caught on really quickly and began to make extremely big bats that are extremely light for its size so that he has a chance of hitting the ball. Baseball Bat sucks whether he uses the lighter bat or not, but he sucks significantly less when he uses it. Also, his face swells up after every game since he's allergic to wood.

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