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Baseball
Bat, a bat who loves to play baseball.
He always chooses the heaviest bat he can find, regardless of how
difficult it'll be to hit with it. His teammates caught on really
quickly and began to make extremely big bats that are extremely
light for its size so that he has a chance of hitting the ball.
Baseball Bat sucks whether he uses the lighter bat or not, but he
sucks significantly less when he uses it. Also, his face swells
up after every game since he's allergic to wood. |