Clammy Annie, a clam who is wanted for stealing pearls. Her mom is a clam and her dad is an oyster. Naturally, she was able to produce pearls, but only dirty and cubed ones. She became obsessed with pearls and began her life of crime robbing oysters. Clammy Annie has robbed over 100 oysters and is out of control! Why is the reward for her capture only 10 bucks, you ask? That's because she has never actually stolen a real pearl. Since the pearls she makes always come out black and dirty, she assumes that's its natural color. So every oyster that she robs just gives her poop and she leaves happy. She thinks she's rich, but she actually only has a big vault of poop.

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