Hairy
Potter, a monkey who tries to become
Harry Potter. He's such a serious fanatic that he actually cut himself
to make a lightning shaped scar on his cheek. Of course, he cried
in the process of doing so. Hairy Potter tells other animals that
he uses his tail as a magic wand because it's "special."
The truth is that he can't afford a real one. His spells never work
and only results in him getting pounded. He's not a real wizard.
Other animals tease him and call him "Fairy Potter."